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A LETTER FROM MAMA AFEEZ TO ENGLISH TEACHER

Dear teaser,

I am greet you but it is not with all my heart that i have do it.
But teaser why, this ya act is very idiomatic expression.
Why did you give my pikin Afeez 3 over 10 in English?
I have crossed check her work thoroughly & have see that
what she has write it dey very correct. So now, what make
you givam this small mark? Ah teaser, I am dey very dismantled in you,
Don't you know dat i teaser her english day by night & she has
know well well! So why the shamu shamu mark? Okay, you're jealous her becos in this her small age, she has know what you were'nt know when you were dey like this! Let me put paragraph.

Ehen, better delete&remark her paper as i dey
see you so oh or else if i come on the two of
december, the headmaster will hear it.

Yours vexation, Mama Afeez